My family has two puppies under our care. One, we adopted because we have a seven-year-old boy living in the house and he’s been begging for a dog since he was three. The other adopted us because we fed him at a time when he was down on his luck and we obviously know how to take care of puppies.
Their names are Diesel and Ren, but I call them “Lil’ pup” and “Big pup.”
They get along well. Ren is six or seven months old, based on his size and dental development. Either a German Shepherd, or a GSD mixed with one other related breed, we’re pretty sure. And we’ve done our best to make sure no one’s looking for him. It seems that no one is.
If I ever figure out a way to migrate my consciousness to some surrealistic fantasy world and become a not-so-evil overlord, I’m bringing these two with me. They will be my gargoyles. If you happen to wander into my fantasy domain unbidden, Big Pup will pose you a riddle. If you are unable to come up with a satisfactory answer in a reasonable amount of time, Lil’ Pup will eat you alive, starting with your face.
So, on to the serious question. These doggies love, love, love some paper. It makes interesting sounds and tastes enough like food to satisfy. And it is so. Very. Shreddable. Cardboard, wrapping paper, tissues, toilet paper. Just doesn’t matter. Ren mostly sniffs around and forages for little bits of paper, but Diesel seems to be on a holy quest to sample every type of paper that ever existed. We have to watch her around the books. This is totally normal behavior for a three-month-old puppy and we correct it often enough that it’s not a long-term concern.
I have a computer desk with a floor-level shelf, and until we got puppies, I was accustomed to storing documents on that shelf. It’s very convenient. They are out of sight and I know where they are if I need to refer to them. One of the documents stored on that shelf is my Master’s Thesis, shrink-wrapped and nestled snugly in a Kinko’s box.
Those of you who are familiar with the academic meat grinder will get this. A master’s thesis is a thing you sweat over, and if you’re a flighty person, maybe you go to therapy to get it done. Then once it’s done, unless you’re a genius or were at least smart enough to use the master’s training to do exploratory work that you can build on, what you really want to do is disavow it and pretend someone else wrote it.
So, anyway. Lil’ pup has worried and worried at the Kinko’s box for weeks now. The entire lid is gone. She really truly wants to get into that box and rip the plastic and sample some 25-lb linen paper seasoned with 9-year-old ink.
Given that I’ve never taken that document out of its box even once since I published it, it’s probably the least favorite piece of writing I’ve ever finished, and it’s archived in an academic library for posterity in any case . . .
. . . Should I go ahead and let her have her way with it?
Eer, you asking us? No idea, I would not, but then that’s just me…
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Haha. I’m only half serious. I actually put it safely away this morning before work.
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She seems to really want to read it…
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Intrigued by the smell, I think.
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Only if you want her to develop an intestinal blockage.
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haha! Good point. I’ve decided it would probably be inappropriate to allow the little critter to have 100+pages of copy paper to play with.
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🙂
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I already tossed in my two cents and as it’s late to post here, I’d like to toss in my thoughts, ‘out loud’. My question is more than sheer curiosity. What’s the thesis about and why do you dislike it as much as you do? I Love that little nod to the scope of the imagery in your fantasy writing though and want to know how that major project is going. I hope it is flowing and gives you great joy. Boy would I like to be a fly on the wall when those juices flow. 😀
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It’s a human rights/political philosophy thesis in which I attempt to analyze parts of the UN Charter, Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and International Covenant on Social, Economic, and Cultural rights and untangle where the various norms established in international law by those treaties came from — more or less whether the socialists or the capitalists put them in, and how it was all negotiated into something all parties could live with.
The problem is, that’s a dissertation topic, so what I ended up with felt to me like an incomplete document that didn’t actually manage to say very much of import.
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Lovely dogs, most of our animals over the years ‘adopted’ us and of course we couldn’t resist them. 🙂
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The best animals are the ones who adopt you. I’ve talked to a lot of people about this, as a person who has not had pets as an adult until this year (we did have animals growing up, though), and everyone with experience agrees that the ones who adopt you are the best ones.
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Definitely, there’s a special bond that forms.
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